champagne and disco

nointerrruption: WANT TO BE NOTICED BY ONE DIRECTION all you have to do is click this link and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:54:51 -0400

WANT TO BE NOTICED BY ONE DIRECTION

all you have to do is click this link and reblog this post every day until june 15. if i win i’ll pick 3 people and

give the boys your twitter name

give them a message/letter/gift or whatever from you

get a video of them saying hi to you

bring you back some merch from the concert!!

so remember to click the link every day and reblog until june 15!! good luck (to you and me i guess omg)

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:40:26 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:40:12 -0400

smilingemoticon:

all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform

sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost

all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less

your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them

always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

bootipop: Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:39:39 -0400

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

Leonardo Dicaprio for Esquire, May 2013

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:37:15 -0400

Leonardo Dicaprio for Esquire, May 2013

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:25:19 -0400

e4rthy: A Unique View Westminister, London by Chris Muir

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:21:21 -0400

e4rthy:

A Unique View Westminister, London by Chris Muir

crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:21:11 -0400

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

filmchrist: Romeo + Juliet

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:20:27 -0400

filmchrist:

Romeo + Juliet

shoulderblades: pre10tious: i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:20:18 -0400

shoulderblades:

pre10tious:

i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more bread sticks and somebody in my family had eaten half of one, then put it back in the box. so mad right now.

ryan did you make this post just to name drop an elevator

ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearej...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:19:11 -0400

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

haave-you-met-ted: welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:17:38 -0400

haave-you-met-ted:

welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary post ill be your guide

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:15:32 -0400

kanyewesticle: everyone is entitled to my opinion

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:14:50 -0400

kanyewesticle:

everyone is entitled to my opinion

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:13:55 -0400

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

aveytears: someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:13:21 -0400

aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:12:36 -0400

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again

bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:11:57 -0400

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

aw the place that haim is playing tonight is one of the places that i went out at in dublin!! :(

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:11:10 -0400

aw the place that haim is playing tonight is one of the places that i went out at in dublin!! :(

Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:53:46 -0400

Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me